Rename smack-my-bitch scripts

Renamed all wife-texting scripts to variants of 'text my wife.'
This is a more tasteful name, and is still true to the original
script which texted the author's wife specifically. Updated README
accordingly.

Author: Ping Hu

CSharp/SmackMyBitch.cs renamed to CSharp/TextMyWife.cs

@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 
 namespace Hacker_Scripts
 {
-    class SmackMyBitch
+    class TextMyWife
     {
         public static string TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = Environment.GetEnvironmentVariable("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
         public static string AUTH_TOKEN = Environment.GetEnvironmentVariable("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");

R/smack_my_bitch_up.R renamed to R/text_my_wife.R

@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ story](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)_:
 
 > xxx: You're gonna love this
 
-> xxx: [`smack-my-bitch-up.sh`](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/blob/master/smack-my-bitch-up.sh) - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.
+> xxx: [`text-my-wife.sh`](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/blob/master/text-my-wife.sh) - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.
 
 > xxx: [`kumar-asshole.sh`](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/blob/master/kumar-asshole.sh) - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time".
 
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ Pull requests with other implementations (Python, Perl, Shell, etc) are welcome.
 You need these environment variables:
 
 ```sh
-# used in `smack-my-bitch-up` and `hangover` scripts
+# used in `text-my-wife` and `hangover` scripts
 TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID=ACxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN=yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 
@@ -42,8 +42,8 @@ For Ruby scripts you need to install gems:
 ## Cron jobs
 
 ```sh
-# Runs `smack-my-bitch-up.sh` monday to friday at 9:20 pm.
-20 21 * * 1-5 /path/to/scripts/smack-my-bitch-up.sh >> /path/to/smack-my-bitch-up.log 2>&1
+# Runs `text-my-wife.sh` monday to friday at 9:20 pm.
+20 21 * * 1-5 /path/to/scripts/text-my-wife.sh >> /path/to/text-my-wife.log 2>&1
 
 # Runs `hangover.sh` monday to friday at 8:45 am.
 45 8 * * 1-5 /path/to/scripts/hangover.sh >> /path/to/hangover.log 2>&1

README.md

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 //Pre-requisite apache http and twilio java libraries
 
 
-public class SmackMyBitch {
+public class TextMyWife {
 
     public static final String ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
     public static final String AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");
@@ -42,4 +42,4 @@ public static void main(String[] args) throws TwilioRestException {
         Message message = messageFactory.create(params);
         System.out.println(message.getSid());
     }
-}
+}

go/smack_my_bitch_up.go renamed to go/text_my_wife.go

@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = dotenv['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID']
 TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = dotenv['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN']
 
-LOG_FILE_PATH = get_log_path('smack_my_bitch_up.txt')
+LOG_FILE_PATH = get_log_path('text_my_wife.txt')
 
 
 def main():