add hangover php port

Author: Ahmad Samiei

php/composer.json

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 {
     "require": {
         "bestnetwork/telnet": "^1.0",
-        "vlucas/phpdotenv": "^2.0"
+        "vlucas/phpdotenv": "^2.0",
+        "twilio/sdk": "^4.6"
     }
 }

php/hangover.php

@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env php
+<?php
+
+require 'vendor/autoload.php';
+
+(new Dotenv\Dotenv(__DIR__))->load();
+(strpos(exec('who'), getenv('USER')) === false) or exit('session found');
+
+$my_number = '+xxx';
+$number_of_boss = '+xxx';
+$excuse = ['Locked out', 'Pipes broke', 'Food poisoning', 'Not feeling well'];
+$excuse = $excuse[array_rand($excuse)];
+
+$twilio = new Services_Twilio(getenv('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID'), getenv('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN'));
+$twilio->account->messages->sendMessage(
+	$my_number,
+	$number_of_boss,
+	"Gonna work from home. {$excuse}"
+);
+
+echo "Message sent at: #".date('Y-m-d')." | Excuse: {$excuse}";