Merge pull request NARKOZ#89 from RandomlyKnighted/powershell

Added powershell files for coffee and hangover scripts

Author: NARKOZ

powershell/fucking_coffee.psm1

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+<#
+.SYNOPSIS
+    Simple script to connect to a coffee part using TelNet then issue specific commands that
+	brew and pourt a cup of coffee for the user.
+.DESCRIPTION
+    This script was converted using the ruby version of the fucking_coffee script. In this script,
+    I left the use of environment variables since its only use was to determine if the user was
+    still logged in to the system.  Per issue #42 (https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/issues/42)
+    I left the password string hard coded until a decision is made by NARKOZ, the project owner, as
+    to how the information should be stored.
+.OUTPUT
+    None
+.NOTES
+    Author:            Tyler Hughes
+    Twitter:           @thughesIT
+    Blog:              http://tylerhughes.info/
+
+    Changelog:
+       1.0             Initial Release
+#>
+
+Function Fucking-Coffee
+{
+    # Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
+    if ($env:Username.Count > 0) {
+        return
+    }
+
+    $coffee_machine_ip = '10.10.42.42'
+    $password = '1234'
+
+    Start-Sleep -s 17
+
+    $socket = New-Object System.Net.Sockets.TcpClient($coffee_machine_ip)
+    if ($socket) {
+        $stream = $connection.GetStream()
+        $Writer = New-Object System.IO.StreamWriter($Stream)
+        $Buffer = New-Object System.Byte[] 1024
+        $Encoding = New-Object System.Text.AsciiEncoding
+
+        # Start issuing the commands
+        Send-TelNetCommands($Writer, $password, 1)
+        Send-TelNetCommands($Writer, "sys brew", 24)
+        Send-TelNetCommands($Writer, "sys pour", 4)
+
+        $socket.Close()
+    }
+}
+
+Function Send-TelNetCommands
+{
+    Param (
+        [Parameter(ValueFromPipeline=$false)]
+        [System.IO.StreamWriter]$writer,
+        [String]$command,
+        [int]$WaitTime
+    )
+
+    $writer.WriteLine($command)
+    $writer.Flush()
+    Start-Sleep -Milliseconds $WaitTime
+}

powershell/hangover.psm1

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+<#
+.SYNOPSIS
+    Simple script to SMS a supervisor informing them you will be working from home
+    on the day this script is used.
+.DESCRIPTION
+    This script was converted using the ruby version of the hangover script. However, the ruby
+    version used environment variables to hold the user's account information. Due to issue #42
+    (https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/issues/42) I opted to hard code the strings at
+    this time until a decision is made by NARKOZ, the project owner, as the how the information
+    should be stored.
+
+    This script also uses Twilio to send the SMS messages. The from number MUST be a valid Twilio
+    phone number. The to number can be any outgoing number.
+.OUTPUT
+    This script will output an error message to the PowerShell window if it fails
+    to send the message.
+.NOTES
+    Author:            Tyler Hughes
+    Twitter:           @thughesIT
+    Blog:              http://tylerhughes.info/
+
+    Changelog:
+       1.0             Initial Release
+#>
+Function Hangover
+{
+  # Phone numbers (Must include country code and area code)
+  $from = '+XXXXXXXXXXX'
+  $to = '+XXXXXXXXXXX'
+
+  # Twilio API Information
+  $twilio_base_url = 'https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01'
+  $twilio_account_sid = 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'
+  $twilio_auth_token = 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'
+
+  $password = ConvertTo-SecureString -AsPlainText $twilio_auth_token -Force
+  $credentials = New-Object System.Management.Automation.PSCredential($twilio_account_sid, $password)
+
+  # Get the message to send
+  $excuses =
+    'Locked out',
+    'Pipes broke',
+    'Food poisoning',
+    'Not feeling well'
+
+  $excuse = $excuses | Get-Random
+  $message = "$excuse. Going to work from home today."
+  $body = @{
+    From = $from;
+    To = $to;
+    Body = $message;
+  }
+
+  # Send the message and log any errors
+  $uri = "$twilio_base_url/Accounts/" + $credentials.UserName + "/SMS/Messages"
+
+  try {
+    $response = Invoke-RestMethod -Method Post -Uri $uri -Body $body -Credential $credentials
+  }
+  catch {
+    $time = Get-Date -format u
+    Write-Host $time " - Failed to send message: " $message
+  }
+}