fixed some facts and added some humour and typos

Author: solebox

README.md

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ story](https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/)_:
 
 > xxx: [`hangover.sh`](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/blob/master/hangover.sh) - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am.
 
-> xxx: (and the oscar goes to) [`fucking-coffee.sh`](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/blob/master/fucking-coffee.sh) - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens an SSH session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has SSHD up and running) and sends some weird gibberish to it. Looks binary. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.
+> xxx: (and the oscar goes to) [`fucking-coffee.sh`](https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/blob/master/fucking-coffee.sh) - checks if he is logged in (!), then opens an TELNET session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP SOCKET open for everyone to use) and sends simple strings (sys brew and sys pour) to it. Looks pretty simple come to think of it. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. (in retrospect its also the amount of time it takes to brew the coffee - thats a fact coffe machine! impressive!)
 
 > xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those