T-Rex: There is a task that I've been putting off forever, but guess that?
T-Rex: I finally did it!!
Dromiceiomimus: And you realized that this task really WAS easy and you could've done it months if not years ago, if not for needless procrastination?
T-Rex: Oh HEAVENS no! It was SUPER hard and I was right to defer my suffering.
T-Rex: The lesson is, put things off for as long as you possibly can!!
Utahraptor: That doesn't sound like the right lesson.
T-Rex: And yet, HERE WE ARE!
T-Rex: Look, some tasks are easy, yes. But others are hard, and will always be hard, and doing them costs you - it takes something from you. But if you can delay them then there's always a chance, no matter how slim, that you might not have to do 'em. Hope, Utahraptor. You give yourself HOPE.
Off panel: When deploying your skills at rhetoric to justify being lazy, do you ever worry you're misusing your gifts??
T-Rex: Hah!
T-Rex: Worrying is one task, my friend, that is EASILY deferred to Future T-Rex!!
