Bernie could have said this years ago.

I’d recommend downloading FL studio’s trial version and experimenting by making a simple trap beat. The only cost is your time!

That’s actually hilarious. The Stalinist censors are still active even now, it seems!

I believe cash savings refer to liquid assets. That is to say, a savings account is a cash savings account, whereas an IRA or 401k are not, because the cash is tied up in investments.

When the screaming and thrashing subsides into the melodic, I feel a great sense of euphoria and reassurance wash over me. It certainly does apply to the world at large right now…

Farewell Mona Lisa

Wash it down the drain 
Down the drain 
Wash your smile down 
(Yeah!) 
Wash it down the drain 
Please 
Like animals, destined for fuel or observance 
Our role is clear, never stray far from the path

Everything has an end 
Everything has an end 
Everything must have an end

But what am I supposed to say? 
(What am I supposed to say?) 
Oh, sorry, I guess I forgot 
You think you could tell me again? 
(Please, I don’t remember) 
What am I supposed to think? 
(What am I supposed to think?) 
What am I supposed to feel? 
(What am I supposed to feel?)

There’s no feeling in this place 
The echoes of the past speak louder than 
Any voice I hear right now 
Don’t you ever try to be 
More than you were destined for 
Or anything worth fighting for 
Don’t you ever try to be 
More than you were destined for 
Or anything worth fighting for 
There’s no feeling in this place 
There’s no feeling in this place 
Feeling in this place

What did you expect? 
That we would never leave home, that we would never leave? 
What did you expect? 
That we would never leave home? 
That we would never leave? 
That we would never leave? 
That we would never leave? 
That we would never leave? 
What did you expect from us? 
We’re murderers 
Murderers and liars and rapists and thieves 
You should never put your trust in any of us 
There is nothing to gain from this interference

Don’t you ever try to be 
More than you were destined for 
Or anything worth fighting for 
There’s no feeling in this place

The past speaks louder than anything I hear right now 
The past speaks louder than anything I hear right now

Bitch is used colloquially to signify that something is excessively difficult or unpleasant as well.

You could also say mixing and mastering are fucking hard. But that would not be to say they are engaged in passionate intercourse; rather, fucking, in this context, simply emphasizes the difficulty of the task.

Totally not playing into any stereotypes here.

Digital music production. Making a tune is easy, making it sound good and well balanced is a bitch.

My dad’s dumbass MAGA girlfriend is a nurse.

When that thing passed that declared nursing to no longer be a “professional” occupation, she was sad. She said “I’m not a professional anymore”. She did not say “this makes no sense, my specialized knowledge absolutely indicates that my career path is that of a professional”.

It was a soul-crushing example of the destructive thought patterns that the alt-right preys on. A blind respect for authority, even when the decisions made are harmful and illogical.

Valentina’s great!

Every day I sit at my office desk and long for the days when honest work stocking shelves was my sole responsibility. It kept me active and it kept my mind occupied. I hate having an office job. I hate that I can’t eat junk food and I have to utilize my free time exercising. I hate my vapid and fake burgois coworkers. I hate the industry I’m in. I hate the politics. I hate the smell of the communal bathroom. I hate the finance bros. If I’m short on sleep, I always fantasize about the whole place burning down and the people I wouldn’t miss or even feel a modicum of empathy for. The office has soured my soul… it is a compete removal of the human from their natural environment and purpose.

Lovely subversion of expectations

Elaborate, enlighten the masses!

Working at CNN isn’t enough? Okay then…

Slayers X is a hilarious boomer shooter

She vanished off the face of the earth post-election, only to come back with a book to peddle. Now she wants to run again? Fuck off!!!

For stience, of course

Holy shit, he’s so hideous in this picture. He looks like fucking orange Rango lmao

Absolutely and unequivocally yes. Nothing should constrain the boundaries of scientific study in space, especially now that our years are numbered due to climate change and dumbass fascists and dictators with launch codes. Whities on the moon, while a noble and valuable sentiment, should be altered to whities on patrol or something.

I’m so sick and tired of seeing Americans bitch about space exploration colonialism and remain silent on the colonialism that continues to kill and exploit Innocent people across the world.

Yes, we need better social infrastructure desperately, but that should come at the cost of terrestrial imperialism, not space exploration.