Old Grumpy Guy Memes

We wanted to be adults so bad, now look at us, stressed, broke, tired...and excited when laundry's done.

Pro Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

The older I get, the more I appreciate plans that get canceled early.

“Are you coming to bed?” “In a minute.” “You said that an hour ago.” “It was an optimistic estimate.”

One day you'll be happy. Just one day, that's it.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren't a robot.

I thought having free time would feel relaxing. Turns out it just feels SUSPICIOUS.

I would like a mildly criminal version of GPS that's like, "Would you like to make illegal U-turn here to save 11 minutes? "And if you say no, it's like, "fucking nerd".

Still tired, but at least it's not Monday anymore.

Are people becoming more annoying...or am I becoming more angry?

'I'm getting stronger with age...I can now lift $100 of groceries with one hand'

Whatever it is that you are going through, remember this: 'Someone will likely try to turn it into a contest over who has it worse.'