Citizens of Super Earth! This is your trusted Ministry of Truth Approved Investigator Stefan Holmes with an URGENT transmission!
I have discovered a suspicious looking envelope outside of our front door. After hours of deep investigation I have barely inched closer to cracking this bizarre case.
I’m curious about your orbital kill counts. I got 70 kills today with a napalm barrage. I thought it was a lot, but I’d like to know how big the number can go.
Helldivers, freedom and managed democracy stand at a precipice. The Megafactory Star Kield stands in the way of justice. Our goal, the destruction of Transcendence and the liberation of Cyberstan. The children of Super Earth are depending on the 81 million remaining helldivers to save them from the crippling grip of Cyborg socialism.
Calling all retired and future Helldivers. Enlist immediately. Cyborgs have declared war on freedom. The more Helldivers that enlist, the more swiftly we can end this attack on freedom.
I can’t quite read all of that, I joined the Helldivers division before learning how to read, but it looks like the Ministry Of Defense is telling us to be more thorough in the culling of our enemy.
I’m loving the new stealth capabilities, but the whole thing is extremely vibesy. The rules of thumb are just stuff like “don’t touch patrols unless you can quickly wipe all of their human-sized bots at once” and “run away and let a patrol/bot drop despawn”. I get that it’s a game and we’re supposed to just feel it out, but some things are quite counterintuitive, like how popping a mine or a rocket strider’s side rocket doesn’t raise alertness any more than quietly popping a bot head. I’m finding no answers for any of the following.
das-eck.haus
tiberius
GhostlyPixel
𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢
leoj
InternetCitizen2
BmeBenji (he/him)
Jake Farm
Che Banana
Sonotsugipaa
Sunshine
Meldrik
Ken Oh
