Please cybernetic policeman, arrest this girl Her golden egg is not a Fabergé For God has bestowed upon me Responsibility To piss myself and moan until I’m old and gray I cast all my stones from a basement, thousand miles high Anointed as a righteous sleeper cell Believe what you wanna believe But if there’s an afterlife I’ll piss myself and moan while you all burn in hell But follow me And you’ll see I’ll teach you how to be pure A paragon of all morality Take my hand And you’ll never Make a mistake again I’ll show you how to be a saint Like me Like me Like me Like me Like me Like me Please like me Please like me Please like me Please Please Please mister internet constable, arrest this guy He doesn’t practice reciprocity! The details are fuzzy but hey That’s never stopped me from Practicing the virtues of hypocrisy Cause you don’t deserve my forgiveness for anything But I’m gonna screenshot your apology And print it out and hang it beside My California King And piss myself and moan for all eternity

Hayley’s working through her one year gap Submits her college applications And it’s time for her to relax But her friends think they discovered All the struggles in the Middle East And they want to know her opinion She just wants to look at her Instagram She doesn’t want to have an opinion Marcus plays a little game online He finds the virtual utopia Is preferable to real life And he beats up on whatever Mommy’s credit card allows him to Cause he’s tired of trying to beat the game And he hates adversity anyway Just wanna pay some money to beat the game And Charlie takes a little shopping spree He buys some wires and a timer And some pipes to hold the whole thing And he sits in his garage And tweaks the knobs on all the elements Cause he don’t like Bank of America And he’s always been such a character He’s gonna blow up Bank of America You Disconnected from me Disconnected from you Disconnected from me Disconnected from you Disconnected from me Disconnected from you Disconnected from me Disconnected from you I believe in my head I believe in my heart I believe in my self I believe in my art Even when we’re providing The nuclear codes To the next debutantes From reality shows And the temperatures rise To compete with disease Mountain Dew on the shelf Plastic rings in the sea When invisible kids Manufacture my clothes Apologies if I’m maybe Too on the nose Empty bungalows line Tent cities in the streets Does it matter to you? Does it matter to me? When the ad break comes in At the top of the hour Selling mutual funds To the youth underground And the streamer is faded And drunk on his views He says, “Thanks for the raid; Vote blue no matter who” To rely on a pill To calibrate your thoughts To ensure Dr. Vyvanse More money than god Dopamine deficits Entertainment debris Hear the salesman’s voice ring: “Everything is easy!” I believe in my head I believe in my heart I believe in my hands I believe in my

Serving a permanent lifetime ban Sugar cane rattlesnake has a secret Fortress in his mind She haunts him in the afternoon Her ghost is in the Florida room He tries his best to humanize The glimpse he caught of her online She crashes memory scattershot And that is why they call her The Deleter Deleter Firewalls from the crystal ball in her forehead Radar guns for the surveillance of a spirit Tormenting his mind She haunts him in the afternoon Her ghost is in the Florida room He tries his best to humanize The glimpse he caught of her online She crashes memory scattershot He’s trying to avert the thought It doesn’t make a difference But that’s not where the story ends Cause maybe everything went wrong In visits to the hospital? In overbearing parenting? Or something more embarrassing? He ruins his relationships She terminates him bit by bit This rumination juggernaut And that is why they call her The Deleter Deleter Deleter Deleter Deleter Maybe everything went wrong In conversations clinical Intrusive algorithm cheats His calculation’s obsolete He’s never going to defeat Her ghost is in the Florida room She haunts his every honeymoon He wonders had he not been caught She crashes every afterthought And that is why they call her The Deleter

I dreamt of a jaguar I dreamt of a jaguar I dreamt of a jaguar I dreamt of a jaguar He didn’t have any money He didn’t have all his papers He took a look at the grounds of the registrar And then he planned his escape cause He wants to dine with the nobles He wants an ivory tower He took a nap in the half moon battery And felt a tug at his collar But he didn’t wake up cause He’s only paid by the hour He doesn’t have any power And so he dreamt of a jaguar It was a Jacksonville Jaguar It was a Jacksonville Jaguar It was a Jacksonville Jaguar It was a Jacksonville Jaguar

Your life dreams inadvertently Help fund a new atrocity To keep some pitiful War criminal invincible - That’s so liminal! Trash your humanities degree To mine for cryptocurrency Or put on your Sunday best And go get obsessed With earning debt And sell cassettes On the internet I don’t wanna die I just wanna sleep forever I just wanna sleep forever and ever I don’t wanna die I just wanna sleep forever I just wanna sleep forever and ever now Forever Chat with M-I-L-F’s dot com Where all the helicopter moms Are on donating blood To pony up for zirconia Cubic zirconia Cause there’s nothing left to be explored Distract yourself til you get bored Resigned to laissez-faire For some billionaire’s new love affair With vaporware A.I. Healthcare I don’t wanna die I just wanna sleep forever I just wanna sleep forever and ever I don’t wanna die I just wanna sleep forever I just wanna sleep forever and ever I don’t wanna die I just wanna sleep forever I just wanna sleep forever and ever I don’t wanna die I just wanna sleep forever I just wanna sleep forever and ever now Forever And ever And ever

Oh my god I can’t believe it Changed my heart I never thought I’d see the day But here we are somehow Oh my god I can’t believe it Changed my heart I never thought I’d see the day But here we are somehow Oh my catholic dog Curled up in his tiny bed Bandana around his neck He’ll sleep away half the day Oh my catholic dog You don’t how to communicate You never say anything You don’t even change your face Oh my catholic dog You don’t bark and never snip You just act like a lunatic When I go to get you a stick Oh my catholic dog You don’t know what you’ve meant to me And I hope that your memory’s Strong enough to remember me Oh my catholic dog As soon as I saw those sad eyes I knew that our souls were tied But I have to say goodbye To my catholic dog And goodbyes are always hard But it’s time for us to part Even though this will break my heart Oh my catholic dog Been crying all through the plans But I’m trying the best I can Though I know you don’t understand Oh my catholic dog As soon as I saw your sad eyes I knew that our souls were tied But I have to say goodbye To my catholic dog Oh my god I can’t believe it Changed my heart I never thought I’d see the day But here we are somehow Oh my god I can’t believe it Changed my heart I never thought I’d see the day But here we are somehow A new town to discover I’ll visit when I’m on tour Promise me you’ll take care of her Oh my catholic dog I’m sorry, I can’t do this at all… From my hand to your sweet paw I hope you’ll remember me Oh my catholic dog

Washing the blood Out of his shirt He never wanted anyone to get hurt Favorite son Flash in the pan He learned to read their faces Like the back of his hand Why do you want it When the color’s all wrong? Why do you need it When it’s already gone? Weightless Breathless Fearless Deathless Easy way in Easy way out A path of least resistance nervous breakdown Watching the fog Settle in the hills I’m sure the place is nice But I don’t get the appeal Why do you want it When the color’s all wrong? Why do you need it When it’s already gone? Weightless Breathless Fearless Deathless But it doesn’t really matter The losers on the radio Sing about whatever And chew their bloody mary’s So what if I don’t want it? So what if I don’t have a god? Give me all your money Give up your fucking credit cards Leave ‘em on the table And make yourself invisible It’s hard to be an artist When everyone is cynical Yes I see the irony Yes I know the kettle’s black Spare me the soliloquy Just put the fucking cash in the bag

Lunar Dawn What’s that flower you have on? Could it be a faded Rose from days gone by? For we agreed to say We were leaving here today Determined by the palace in our minds O the rhythm of our hearts Is beating like a drum With the words “I love you” Rolling off our tongues And forever will we roam For we know no place is home You’ll go north, I’ll go east Goodnight tangerine O the rhythm of my heart Is beating like a drum With the words “I love you” Rolling off my tongue But forever shall we roam For we know no place is home You’ll go north, I’ll head east Goodnight tangerine