A young 22 year old programmer

For comparison, looking the some 40 years later at Apple

Wait, AI monitoring (that only outputs summary data) is illegal?

EU should get on that!

Microslop brought AI to Copilot or even just Teams to not only monitor minutes of activity but assess how active that activity was.

Yes, Caffeine is staple, I’ve been using it for decades (under windows too)!

(Also I’ve never actually noticed my mouse move by one pixel during work.)

Afaik Teams user activity went AI at the end of last year.

Also

xdotool mousemove $(echo $(( ${RANDOM} % 800 ))) $(echo $(( ${RANDOM} % 600 )))

I really hope the third set is genitalia teeth.

We need a win in science for the common folk.

Lemmy up that image for you - Asahi macs are like Garlma Haysey.

Born (or sold) a slave, brainwashed by a powerful private institution (with no oversight) into a killing machine following orders, manipulated by an older (undemocratic) monarch at a very young age, killed by his own handler & left for barbecue, rescued/resurecresurrected/kept alive by the magic force of a democratically elected leader.

He wasn’t much of anything, just a product constantly under overwhelming influence of another.

“Well, my mom is hotter than yours!”

Soon to be inbread then.

Ok, I get it, it’s just a joke, but why is it so accurate??

Why is it growing a baguette??

Not just a symptom, basically the goal everyone is trying to reach, it’s like the thing to do, the only metric.

Ew, I don’t wanna see what.

Most countries have very strict flag codes, but also most don’t really enforce them (at least not harshly), tho only USA absolutely abuses them (just one of them uniquely Murikan things I guess, tho there is prob a lot od consumerism & branding as a private interest).

If I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but a house full of all the famous long furbies will be a clue.

Pics:
nature.com/articles/s41586-024-07756-8

The Luigi gen that we need.

Actively cooled dildo, I approve.

Image searched this:

Map of Italy based on which capital city is closest. (For Rome vs Vatican I based it on if you’re closer to the Vatican or the city centre of Rome).

So you can live in Rome but be closer to Vatican vs the “centre” of Rome.