He kinda like like all of the Beatles at once

RIIIIIIBS!!!

Yeah, that’s why we can run

Edit: Distance running that is. Humans have better endurance than almost any land animal, so we can chase prey to exhaustion. It helps that we’re crafty enough to carry water and snacks with us

They’re basically making out by the transitive property of tubes

In brighter news, the trump house near me took down their trump stuff. Now it’s just generic “god bless America” conservative stuff.

It was probably the “praise be to Allah” thing, wasn’t it?

Why she so crusty?

I feel like I’m the only person who enjoys both. I have a bottle of each in my fridge right now

Right next to their holy hand grenades, yes

Yeah that’s what I’m getting at, the og trump post wasn’t censored

My question is more why are they censoring themselves when the person they’re parodying didn’t? When the person they are parodying holds likely the highest office in the world today and they themselves are just some random poster?

Why are they censoring themselves?

Beep’s a dork but shut the fuck up, we don’t do that here

VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATA!!!

I think I’ll tag you “doesn’t get it”

Nah look at the sticker in the window. I can make out “REMOVE THIS LABEL”. There’s no way in hell ai would’ve included that sticker at all, let alone gotten that text right

Hope they get that toilet working 🤞💩

I do this too, not even intentionally, but when something finally clicks I find myself explaining it to myself in my head, in my own words

I mean, I wouldn’t say no

It also sucks when you’re a part of that audience and you’re like “no, c’mon guys don’t go, we need to to get an encore!” but people just keep leaving

I drink two beers before I drink two beers, and then I drink two more