The Worm Ouroboros by E.R. Eddison, 1922.

And there is almost zero chance he actually pays this. If anything, it will be a fraction of the amount in 20 years after he exhausts appeals and pushes deadlines to the max.

Is there a Linux distro or program that would allow me to do this to my desktop?

I use Jira at work and I still have no idea what the fuck it is, what it’s for, or why it’s so needlessly complicated. It’s a list of text with some dates and names. Why is that worth shit?

Windows 11 is the slowest Windows I’ve ever used, by far. Why do I have to wait 15-45 seconds to see my folders when I open explorer? If you have a slow or intermittent Internet connection it’s literally unusable.

While this is entirely without evidence, I believe this is just one little piece of this admin’s attempts to provoke terrorist attacks inside the US which can be used as justification for emergency powers.

So the only thing they rule against Trump on is the issue with almost zero human rights consequences. Everything else that is immediately endangering and killing people, no worries!

It was great up through MacOS 9.

Are you kidding? 5% of the overall drag coefficient is insignificant? In 2026 when the world is fucking melting there is zero reason to have any drag creating protrusions or indentations on vehicles. Get rid of side view mirrors while we’re at it.

I feel like there is some mass mind control delusion thing going on. You’re telling me everyone is going to see these but nobody talks about them?

I need to buy a pirate hat to be able to watch this, but the only place that sells them is Amazon.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

On what planet is this antisemitic? That’s like saying MLK’s I have a dream speech is anti-white.

PC gaming has a shit games problem, above all. There are some exceptions but the last 10 years have been ass.

This gif is going to completely lose its punch in a couple years.

Well, when I bought the originals on VHS they promised it was the last time that cut would ever be released. A giant corp. would never lie, would they?

It’s called a kiai…

I just want a Gabe Belson signature Steam Box.

Whatever I’ve been doing for the past year, apparently.

Subnautica: holy shit we are geniuses

Subnautica: Below Zero: let’s throw away our core concept, but leave something playable

Subnautica 2: let’s light a dumpster on fire then take a shit in it