• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    i'm really looking forward to the community outreach blitz, where Mayo Pete does a commercial endorsement for Frank's RedHot by putting it all over a styrofoam container of grits and gravy and eating it while watching a Tyler Perry marathon.

    Clyburn will endorse and Pete will somehow poll at -3%.