"Hey I'm here to pick up an order."

"Okay, do you have your order number?"

"Nope."

"Do you have you receipt?"

"Nope."

"Do you remember when you ordered it?"

"Nope."

"Did you order it online or in store?"

"I dunno."

"Who ordered it for you?"

"I dunno."

"What is the item."

"I dunno."

"Do you have the email you ordered it with?"

"Nope."

"Phone number?"

"Nope."

"Do you know what the item is?"

"Nope."

"What's your name?"

"I dunno."