Me: "Oh, uhhh, sometimes I like to take a bath with a candle and listen to generic 'fantasy tavern' music on my phone and pretend I'm bathing as a fine roadside Inn."
Mom: "...why?"
Me: "I find it relaxing."
Mom: "Hun, maybe I'll try it sometime."
Me: "Oh, uhhh, sometimes I like to take a bath with a candle and listen to generic 'fantasy tavern' music on my phone and pretend I'm bathing as a fine roadside Inn."
Mom: "...why?"
Me: "I find it relaxing."
Mom: "Hun, maybe I'll try it sometime."
Goddammit it's that fucking giant owl again, I'm literally taking a bath!
Hoo hoooOooOooo don't you want to go on a grand adventure?!
No, I don't, cuz I just got back from one and want to relax which is WHY IM IN A BATHTUB!
Can you please leave and tell the tavern wench I need more ale on your way out.
Hoookay, I worked hard on this quest but that's fine. I'm not mad or anything
I saw you give 10 other people the same quest to bring you 30 beans in exchange for some junk you had in your pockets.
EXACTLY! IT WAS HARD WORK!
Did you get all that?
>NoAlso no for some reason"HEY BRO I NEED YOU TO GATHER [12 Masterwork Zebra Piss] REAL QUICK LIKE"
There's like twenty other adventures in this Inn go ask them. I'm taking a bath.