God I hope I do soon

They would be 25 if born in 2001. Perfectly fine age to be a parent

I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors

Sometimes I genuinely forget what is dune and what is warhammer

Fantasy is when we pretend Urban looks good in long hair

Gotta yoyo that bitch

Keep talking bro, no one thinks youre right.

Well you were certainly happy to discredit it. If you aren’t willing to explain why, dont speak

This is oversimplified, by a lot. There are many factors impacting Africa’s aridity, including the current glaciation cycle, sea levels as a result thereof, the AMOC, etc.

Me landing in 1850’s prussia

Hehe, Im in danger!

Lol the countries most of America came from dont even exist as they were.

Yeah, Turkey just gets real vocal anytime any country on earth goes “maybe trans people should be allowed to live”

Widespread drought, aridification caused by said droughts, and the average increase in temperatures will disproportionately affect those countries that are in sub tropical/super temperate zones. Those countries are where a vast majority of our grain staples are grown.

I just decided that to standardize our documents you need a death certificate.

Sorry, efficiency and all that.

I hear that bullet proof vests are needing test volunteer. Forge yours at home when you go!

Turkey FUMING right now

Oh boy, I get to post my doom call!

If you live for another 50 years, you WILL witness the collapse of civilization. We have blown past every single warming-limit goal, and are not only continuing to warm the planet but are doing it at an accelerating pace.

Its getting warmer, and its getting warmer FASTER.

Very soon the major breadbaskets of the world will no longer be able to grow crops. As soon as the grain agricultural industry collapses, billions, with a B, will starve.

We are witnessing the end of modern civilization, which will end just as fast as it arrived.

That is just ONE thing that will collapse, not to mention the mid Atlantic ocean current that makes Europe liveable or the melting of the ice caps, raising sea level and stopping the circum polar current around Antarctica.

We are so irrevocably fucked. It is literally too late to do anything. Zero emissions from right now would still mean we are fucked.

God I fucking miss XP

Universe implodes

I doubt he commented that in mean spirits, more like a fun jab that you’ve done this before