“YES EXACTLY! THOSE CRAFTY TREACHEROUS LIBERALS ARE TOO STUPID TO BENEFIT FROM THEIR OWN GRIFT!”

–probably literally what they think

His definition of progressivism is “anyone who disagrees with me and wants me to face consequences for my corruption.”

Jesus only saw Every Sin SO FAR…

What about the pretzels and the beer!

although i understand this is a problem, none of the people who were in a position to make an executive decision that would’ve changed this outcome either understand it or care, and none of the people who could have helped us force those aristocratic parasites to change the outcome understood or cared either–and once they start, it’ll be too late. we’re going to suffer. I don’t want billions to die, but this IS probably what’s going to happen. The majority of humanity will suffer for the sins of the few, and punish us all for our inability to get our shit together and stop them ourselves.

… Is it a me-problem that I don’t feel as though superman’s design is that terribly sexualized or objectified at all in the first place???

Maybe it could be because I’m asexual, but, the thing about that is: I’ve never had trouble telling when something was manufactured for titillation in the past. Because, I have found, it always seems as though titillation is not so much about what it includes, but about what it lacks.

Y’know how pornography has either no story, or its story is of a most rudimentarily threadbare quality?

How the props are cheap if there are any aside from sex toys…

Usually it’s because of the presumption that nobody’s going to be paying attention to all the other background stuff, they’re here to ogle the sex.

…which is to say, again, Defined By What It Lacks: Distraction From The Sex.

… am i alone in reading this and getting that queasy twinge in the back of my mind that “hey this writing feels like it has some LLM-like patterns…”

Something in the formatting. Something in the phrasing. Something in the “It’s not x. It’s y.”

At least it’s not full of emdashes, and the phrase “let’s unpack this” makes no appearances.

i wish the tsunami of slop hadn’t made me so damn paranoid -_-

Wow it’s almost as though somebody in there reads xkcd and knows about correct horse battery staple!

“I’ll just gaslight them into thinking they couldn’t remember it”

Fucking assholes.

I miss that you used to truly own them. They really were entirely yours.

Including as close as you can get to TRUE OWNERSHIP.

Once it’s in your hard drive, and you’ve backed it up, it will NEVER brick itself on purpose. It never phones home. It never revokes your “license”. You can install it on any computer at anytime anywhere, even MULTIPLE computers, and it doesn’t ask you shit.

Supercritical CO2 gas turbines are also a possibility.

Poe’s Law. There are always too many people who will take it seriously and act in “retaliation”. If they think someone is at all likely to use what you said as a justification for stochastic violence, they will bend over backwards to interpret it as uncharitably as possible.

Because they’re stupid and they suck.
FWIW I like the joke. White people are indeed an invasive species, and my ethnicity is one of the ones labeled “white” so I would be detained too. By all means, send me to Poland. Force Europe to accept me as a citizen on the basis of my ancestry.

… At this point i almost wonder if Mexican federal leadership would give our states a better shot at self determination.

A neutron device will suffice.

Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now

Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do… You can stay. You don’t have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day…

At this point i no longer care if they lower the price until they’re free. They will have to sell them as scrap at a loss. I will never, ever, ever buy a Tesla.

… i’m not sure if this is dudes in rubber suits or AI slop ._.

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you’d just be really nice to hang out with ^-