Cool Whatsapp Status
These are some unique and awesome whatsapp cool status. So have a look….
It would be winter already. You can sit quietly at home. And then they stayed at home all summer and damned somehow restless
The girl was offended and told her boyfriend not to call her or write to her for not calling and writing to her.
In Japan, they invented a robot that catches thieves. In Japan, 100 thieves were found in 5 minutes. In America, 200 thieves were found in 5 minutes. Someone stole a robot from us in 5 minutes.
Reading the composition of the Chupa-Chups candy, you understand that for health, it is better to eat the stick on which it holds.
Some funny cool whatsapp status….
“Let’s go back to our sheep,” the professor said and looked affectionately at the students.
The story of Cinderella proves once again, that good shoes can change fate.
All people are brothers, but not all of the reason.
Not all cosmetics are equally useful. Lipstick on a shirt is uniquely unhealthy.
My wife is preoccupied with erectile dysfunction. We have different views on her cause. She bought me Viagra. I bought her a treadmill.
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And after the general cleaning, it turned out that the cat did not have damn three-day constipation.
Joined the club of anonymous alcoholics. For the third day, I have been drinking, and I don’t even know with whom.
That which floats effortlessly in the hands usually does not sink yet.
It’s good to say what you think, but it’s even better to remember what you say.
Soon to call a teapot will not be so offensive, because they will be smarter than us …
The youth is beautiful at any age.
The main thing in the family is to distribute responsibilities properly. The husband takes out the garbage, and the wife — the brain.
Sweetheart … Nice … Darling … Dear … My bright streak in life … Damn, where are you ?!
I am one of those who take a mobile phone out of his pocket to watch the time, then remove it and remembers that he forgot the time to listen.
Birds ring to know where they flew, people — so that they do not fly away.
If a husband is poorly fed, he loses weight so much that an engagement ring falls off his finger.
Why are the pictures that we put on the desktop called wallpapers? It’s still a table! So not wallpaper, but a tablecloth!
People of physical labor need a 7–8-hour night sleep to restore strength. The people of intellectual energy should sleep for 9–10 hours. Well, programmers can’t be awakened at all.
