How in thee hell do you think he preserved it for the trip home?

Unfortunately, this disturbing find was merely the tip of the iceberg.

He has a torture shed in some remote location. No proof but wouldn’t be surprised the slightest.

Wow. That’s rich.

Frankly, I’d love to see this scenario played out to the fullest.

I mean like, right? 🤔

I’m down for anything. But this is the best I’ve heard today. So, yeah wtf not?

If some of us had our druthers, this would all be a repeat of how to wrangle this sort of issue. However if, it were all coconuts we’d all be having a Pina Colada about now.

Ribbed for maximum pleasure.

Sear cubed beef bits Add red wine to deglaze beef searing bits Put cubed beef & deglazed debris into a roasting pan with red wine Add a sachet of herbs ( rosemary, thyme & black pepper corns) Add 3 tablespoons salted butter Roast at 400 for 1.5 hrs Serve over egg noodles This is crucial. It has to be egg noodles.

The ‘68 Bullit Mustang. It’s cool AF. Steve McQueen kind of cool.

This is the way.

Just pay attention to the first sentence. It is the only crucial bit of pertinent information.

Go & have a gander at the comment posted earlier about how intentional confusion is par the course. Save this b/c you are high ( that’s ok no judgement here) we simply want a sense of reference to circle back to. Again no judgement. Just please, for the love of goodness, be on game with intelligent opines & worthy counterpoints.

If an STD were human. It would be J.D. Vance.

Yes. I got higher than giraffe nuts.

AI just can’t nail it.

Phuck if I know.

If you happen to be at a table in a casino & homeboy is heading your way, stop playing & gather your chips. Then, proceed to get the hell out of that building asap. Don’t go back until you’re absolutely sure he’s moved on. Then go back to gather your belongings & go find another hotel that he hasn’t been to yet. Take a shower too. You will honestly feel better.

A bug AND a feature!