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EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Giving credit to the people who maintain our roads
3·1 month agoOk Corey Hart
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum!
Now assume a spherical cow…
But all I have is my poop knife
Podophiles vs pedophiles
Calm down Margaret
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zipto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•There was no other way!
19·3 months agoDoesn’t this violate the Geneva Convention???
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We Have a Very Loving Relationship
11·3 months agoSometimes. Sometimes it opens another instance of itself when attempting to close it.
I’m reading it on my phone
They can lift it long enough and high enough to create maximum spillage
Is that anything like deciding to get all the golden eggs from the goose?
And a different color! Almost like they belong to the person behind her!
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There are no odd numbers divisible by 2
4·4 months agoSo.
There are no even numbers divisible by zero.
What a strange emoticon…
They all have too many fingers!
I disagree



Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.
Lies.