YoiksAndAway

The West Virginia method: take it outside, lean it against your trailer, and forget about it.

Hear me out: fill the Twinkie with banana pudding.

Thanks! I’ll be looking forward to that.

Cool, but how do I subscribe? Or can I?

They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

I’ve gotten “New password cannot be the same as the four previous passwords”. I live too far from a large body of water to watch the sun rise/set over the horizon and ponder my life.

I’d advise against using the term “grand wizard” .

It’s a main dish for us. With the caramelized onions on top and a dollop of sour cream it’s really quite filling.

We don’t have lentils nearly as much as we should, but when we do, it’s usually mujadara. Here’s a pretty basic recipe. There are fancier ones out there on the internet, but I like to keep it simple and easy.

Great article. I wish them luck at the poll booths and in the courts.

“Going to”?

Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees are chaotic neutral and deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.

…and nekkid means nude plus a naughty plan.

I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been on university work terminals and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of Usenet bound for Mosaic with sweat in my eyes watching Netscape Navigator fight on the shoulder of the internet… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding Lynx off of monochrome monitors and seen usegroups burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it…!

Adjusting for inflation, a $10 banana in 2003 would cost about $17.50 today. Probably a lot worse if tariffs are factored in.

Dude. Trump would be apoplectic!

Rule 34. Goddammit, it’s always rule 34.

Putin must be threatening to release the pee tape again.

If these dipshits think that they can fuck around with a military base the way they’ve been fucking around with Minneapolis, then I think they’re about to learn a hard lesson. MPs don’t take any shit when it comes to station security.

Part of me wants to see him live long enough to see justice, and part of me is Operation Hamberder.