I think he wants a toll too. He’s just jealous of the money.

Last time I got spooped by a bat it was stuck in a glue trap. It was the type of trap you’d lay on the floor to catch roaches and other pests and this dumb little furbaby got stuck in it probably trying to eat the dead bugs.

So first I check with the city’s animal control and they’re like, we don’t handle bats gotta call the state.

So I call the state and they’re like, there’s this lady…

So I call the lady, a bat rehab lady, and she instructs me to put paper towels down around the bat to prevent it from getting more stuck in the glue. As I pushed paper towels in and around the dummy it screamed at me in a bat like fashion and spooked me a little.

Anyways I handed batboy off to the CEO and she ferried it to Bat Rehab Lady.

I certainly hadn’t heard any rumors until now.

Love that I am getting my breaking news through the filter of memes, it really takes the edge off the madness.

My previous boss (the CIO) began using AI back in May of last year in a desperate attempt to not get fired. He had spearheaded a shift to a SaaS product that ended up costing us 200x more than our in house solution and was in hot water for that. Additionally a new COO was about to be hired who was previously a CIO and might figure out that he didn’t really know anything.

Since he had basically bullshitted his way into the position I think he turned to a bullshit engine to assist him in saving himself. Ultimately his efforts were futile and he was let go.

The new COO appears to be just as enthralled to AI… She was in my office the other day asking me questions about our MDM, feeding my answers into copilot, and then asking my follow up questions that it gave her.

Beautiful, maybe I should get an mba.

No they said he couldn’t do one specific form of tariffs. Now he’s moved on to another tariff power that has a 6 month limit I think?

Yeah the mini towers.

I inherited them from the previous IT crew at work. Basically they’ve been sitting there since before I started.

I also have about 100 HP laptops that need to be gotten rid of, G5s and G6s.

I’ll try to avoid doing that. Technically it’s all work property, but I think I can work something out.

• OpitPlex 9020
• Intel® Core™ i5-4590 (4) @ 3.70 GHz
• 12 gigs of ram
• 128 or 256 gig SSDs

No idea lol

I’ve been sitting on them at work for like 4 years.

• OpitPlex 9020
• Intel® Core™ i5-4590 (4) @ 3.70 GHz
• 12 gigs of ram
• 128 or 256 gig SSDs

I think you’re right

I have about 24 to get rid of…

I really should sell all the optiplexes I have instead of recycling them. I bet I could make some ok money.

I looked mine up with ballotpedia and he does have a primary challenger this year.

Gonna keep an eye on him and see if he gets endorsed by the dsa or the wfp

If I look at the weather and see 61 F or higher at maximum then it’s a shorts day.

From what I recall about these kits, they do not include any sort of batteries.

Did you not see that recent picture of maga ladies eye fucking trump?

Just checked ballotpedia and found out that my rep has competition this year. Looked the guy up (Kyle Gauck) and he some ok stuff on his campaign page including that he won’t be taking cash from aipac and expanding healthcare access.

Aug 11th is voting day :)

Is Elagabalus the one in the comic driving a chariot pulled by women?