Last time I got spooped by a bat it was stuck in a glue trap. It was the type of trap you’d lay on the floor to catch roaches and other pests and this dumb little furbaby got stuck in it probably trying to eat the dead bugs.
So first I check with the city’s animal control and they’re like, we don’t handle bats gotta call the state.
So I call the state and they’re like, there’s this lady…
So I call the lady, a bat rehab lady, and she instructs me to put paper towels down around the bat to prevent it from getting more stuck in the glue. As I pushed paper towels in and around the dummy it screamed at me in a bat like fashion and spooked me a little.
Anyways I handed batboy off to the CEO and she ferried it to Bat Rehab Lady.















I think he wants a toll too. He’s just jealous of the money.