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There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

NGL, I love watching physics/science/math videos on YT when I’m baked.

This was literally me on Saturday.

If lifelong rural farmers are struggling so bad in their shithole counties, why don’t they just move to a city?

The logic works both ways.

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Hasa Diga Eebowai

Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

The US equivalent is 67

You can say pedophilia. “Suicide” would be a better choice for the list.

Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.

Where is he going without even knowing the way?

Calling out Israel’s actions as a country have been declared “anti-Semitic”, and thus a hate-crime.

Just wait until you see the one being planned to justify postponing the elections.

“I am not Satan” - Satan

How do you pronounce PDF file?

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?