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Home Improvement
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Apr 18, 2026
Home improvement
(smoothing creases,
putting shots in proper sectors)
increases the risk of hemorrhage.
Er, home damage.
Nothing entangled goes up
in a straight line.
Proof: Ted wipes, fumbles 192 ounces —
TANG! still lingers in the air while
Ted’s fingers study the dent in the floor.
That’s the way the ball bounces.
The unidirectionality of the flow of time
washes over Ted . . .
That’s how the mop flops.
Buoy low, sail high.
