I bring ya a tale of the Möbius stripper. As handy with Euclid as she’s with a zipper, and furthermore, since she’s got nothing to hide, she’d show perfect strangers her only good side.
She, sadly, got caught in a lovers’ triangle. Obliged, by her nature, to twist and entangle, and having no options — she knew this was wrong she found a new job and now serves as a thong
