Five Star Hotel- Joey Essex Giveaway
Written By Rosie Lyall
To celebrate E4’s new programme ‘Five Star Hotel’ we are offering 5 lucky people the chance to win an Official Joey Essex Calendar for 2018. To be in with the chance to win please visit our Twitter page. But in the mean time have a read below to figure out if 5 Star Hotel really is the programme for you.
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‘Five Star Hotel’ brings together four of Britain’s iconic and much-loved reality shows; Made in Chelsea, The Only Way is Essex, Geordie Shore and Ex on the Beach integrated with a twist of the recent reality phenomenon Love Island. With popular stars, including Joey Essex and Spencer Matthews, under the control and judgement of the holidaymakers, we get to see the celebs who are used to brunching and partying having to do some hard work by serving guests, carrying their bags, working on reception and organising events for members of the public.
The ‘King of Chelsea’ Spencer Mathews upheld his typically arrogant persona as he took his top position of manager too seriously and watched on in shame as his colleagues partied and flirted with the other guests. His efforts to remain professional and sober didn’t pay off however after he was shocked with a low star rating from the guests for being too uptight and serious. Tensions ran high between him and Joey who was appointed under his control as bell boy. After forgetting the room numbers and room keys, the typical Essex boy ditched the bags and took the questionably orange guests to the pool for a sunbathing session with complementary champagne. He didn’t fail to bring his charming self and classic humour, earning him a high star rating at the end of the day. His former Towie co-star Lydia Bright worked hard over the first couple of days and created a very good impression as she, despite not actually knowing how to make cocktails or coffee, tried her best to attend to all the guest’s orders from behind the bar. She got on well with everyone and took control of breakfast on her own after Ex on the Beach star Ashley Cain didn’t bother to get out of bed. Her efforts were appreciated by the customers and she got the highest star rating.
Appointed the position of organising a welcome party for the guests and other holidaymakers on the island, Ashley flirted his way into the agreement of loads of invitations and did not fail to join in on the fun. Getting too drunk the next night as well during a dinner with the guests, he was loud and offensive, getting an even lower star rating than Spencer. His comment about one of the guest’s weight has caused uproar online and she has stated on twitter that it was “truly disgusting”. Holly Hagen from Geordie Shore brought her fun, loud personality to the programme and successfully helped to throw the welcome event, partying and socializing her way into getting a good star rating at the end of the night.
We will be watching again tonight to see how the celebrities are coping, what did you think about it?
