It’s About Time…

That we change how we pay for haircuts!

Who decided that your age or sex was the fairest system?

It should be obvious to anyone that the only FAIR way would be to charge by the minutes you are in the chair.

I’m thinking $2 a minute is about the right number. Thus, a barber/stylist would make $120 an hour.

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I never spend more than five minutes in the chair. Why should I pay $25? I think $10 is a better number.

Let’s get this ball rolling!

(PS-Any idea how to do that?)

(If you are tempted ((Passive))to write me about the “passive verbs” above, DON’T! I’ve told you before, I no longer recognize these as grammatical errors. F*** Grammarly)

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