Mr. Money Man
Mr. Money Man
Mr. Deep Pockets
Mr. Round on Me
Congratulations, you’re in good standing
I’ll reward you with an increased limit to life
But be sure to maximize this opportunity
Just don't forget about me
I love you Mr. Money Man, I think we’re meant to be
Mr. Money Man
Where have you been?
Don’t hide your pockets
Don’t hoard that change
Life is now
You can always make it back
In fact look at this
Just lend me that IRA
We’ve pre-approved you for that whip
You know the one with 5% tints
Trust me, you’ll attract your wife with this…
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Mr. Money Man
How many shots till your pockets bleed?
How many swipes until you fall to your knees?
Oh you have a raise?
Now cut that check to me
Mr. Money Man
I’m sorry to say but our relationship is past due
You’re sick
I can’t even look at you
When we met you had so many dreams
Instead you chose to invest in irrelevancy
Matter of fact
Mr. Money Man
We’d like everything back
What do you mean you can’t pay?
Well, I guess we’ll just have to take your life for that
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