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Andrea Ianni

Andrea Ianni

DDD — Dad, Dreamer, Data Scientist…!!!

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Principal Component Analysis explained in FIFA 2022

8 min readFeb 6, 2023

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Ladies and Gentlemen, gather round and hold on to your seat as we recount a tale of tragedy and comedy. Our soccer team, hailed as the champions-in-waiting, took to the field for the quarter-finals of the Coppa Italia, only to fall to the bottom-ranked team and break the hearts of our loyal fans. The celebration was premature, the glory was fleeting, and the cup slipped away like sand through our fingers. And to add insult to injury, our fans had already begun the party, ready to hoist our team to the next round. It was a classic case of “too soon” and a moment that will forever live in infamy. So let us raise a glass to the memories of what could have been and laughed through our tears, for after all:

“if you can’t laugh, you might as well cry.”

Everybody, welcome to a session of:

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Doctor Dessers teaching PCA to Destrini and companies

DS: “Ehmmm… you seem unhappy….”

Americans: “Unhappy? We’re beyond unhappy! That’s why we’ve hired the data scientist from the opposing team to teach your guys how to win.”

DS: “I see. Well, I’m sure he will bring valuable insights and strategies to our team. But I must caution you, success in sports is not just about data and analysis. There are many other factors at play, such as team cohesion, mental toughness, and…

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Andrea Ianni
Andrea Ianni

Written by Andrea Ianni

DDD — Dad, Dreamer, Data Scientist…!!!