A Trillion Times Jealous of Elon Musk
Liberals who think Elon Musk takes some of his 50 billion 20-dollar bills from a vault whenever he goes to Burger King wonder why they never get rich. Very astute financial commenters don’t understand anything at all but are wise otherwise. Asking what Elon has accomplished is how idlers spend their hours. Professional busybodies don’t waste time like a trillionaire.
Flipping out because someone is worth 13 figures is the hobby of those who haven’t earned 13 dollars. The inability to grasp the benefits of spurring value is common amongst self-proclaimed experts in empathy.
Enemies of someone who catches rockets don’t seem too into science. Deniers of the process are consistent in the worst way. Economics is also an experiment with clear results.
Some industries don’t contribute as much as others. There’s a reason those who don’t present anything potential customers might buy oppose rankings based on judgment.
Uncannily, Democratic office-fillers only offer resentment, uselessness, and the belief there’s capital being thrown in the air that lucky people snag. Life is not a cash booth, which you’d think would be pleasant news to those who think the problem is they never get picked. But they’re angry about having to do something other than snatch bills flying past them to profit.
Plans to confiscate then redistribute are a recipe for spreading penury. They’re not going to end food insecurity. Producing wealth is about knowing you’ll be hungry again tomorrow.
This piracy is for good. It’s like you didn’t realize Johnny Depp was the good guy. Disney sure seems cool with promoting the notion of thieving.
Government has already cured poverty. That’s a relief. Nobody’s broke, as the caring entity that watches over us all has taken untold trillions in order to ensure everyone has a little. It’s simply impossible to transfer this much lucre and end up with even less, right?
Central planners think they’re entitled to what others have gained despite an unblemished track record of squandering what they pirated. Liberal politicians get rich off making others destitute, which is bad enough. Then they make it worse by presuming everyone else who has a fortune operates similarly disgustingly.
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The best way to cure destitution is to not plan on doing so. Let humans be free to act upon brainstorms, and some will engender progress that seems like it’s from a 1950s science fiction cartoon prediction. Drinking a coffee without putting down your bagel while your car drives for you is merely the primary outcome.
Giving people salaries in exchange for doing useful tasks is the precedent despised by Democrats. His employees benefit just like those who aren’t paid directly by him. People who use Starlink or work in supermarkets patronized by rocket scientists are all doing better.
Hoard is the keyword. Anyone who uses the magic envious incantation term is tipping off how they see others and more tellingly themselves. To soulless grifters, accumulating a fortune is like gathering coins like an app game. Elon’s currency might just be tied up in his businesses, which is an interesting way of stockpiling greedily.
A person who sells products doesn’t owe anyone anything. Yet allegedly guilty parties do just that. The explorer of space and new earthly frontiers has constructed more than any government program. California will finally construct a mile of high-speed rail once they commandeer that one guy’s trillion smackers.
Rattling off what they’d buy with pilfered funds is a hobby to waste precious hours on in lieu of coming up with a business plan. Aspiring con artists would make sure nobody ever went without getting everything they need bought by government. It’s sad and weird how there’s just never quite enough seized to spawn utopia. Treating loot as a finite hill from which we deplete resources damages the environment.
Fans of government buying everything suddenly hate subsidies. They made an exception for the one recipient who’s generated anything helpful. Elon’s output has been an infinitely better value than, say, public schools, which couldn’t be purposely designed to make kids dumber.
The Democratic idea of a thriving economy is a trillionaire getting mugged. Think of all the contents redistributed from that rather thick wallet. Legalized crime is the specialty of those who think taking creates.
Elon made things, which made others jealous It’s bad enough to contribute precisely nothing. Tearing down those who make them look even relatively worse is part of their commitment to destruction. Someone made something. Note whose instinct is to take.
A confession that they’re parasites is the inadvertent statement made by those who have generated exactly one trillion dollars less. Phantom crime investigators think he’s Walter White looking at buck stacks and not someone planning how to build underground people movers between cities.
Elected leeches are the ones who spread indigence, not Elon. Trying to rip him off makes everyone poorer. Politicians who only subtract resent those who add. They’re bad at every mathematical attempt. Elon’s enemies can’t count to a trillion but will try to grab it.






