Graham Platner Is Reich Out
Graham Platner will always remember the ground he took. We’ll know if he looted while retreating. It would be in character. Everyone knew what a scumbag he was except for those closest to him. I’m starting to suspect Democrats don’t pay attention to evidence.
An enthusiast for an alarming side during a world war has been locked out of the Senätörbunker. His alleged BFFs abandoned him as soon as the battle turned. Turncoats are always surprised when one of them turns coats on the other. Believing the amoral connivers who claimed they backed him no matter what was an error in judgment. His ghastly offenses can’t be characterized as the same.
Democrats had the chance to never nominate a predator Himmler in the first place. And they stood beside their Maine man during the unveiling of numerous awful details about him. But they made it clear that they no longer backed their SS BFF as soon as supporting the all-time scumbag became politically untenable. They truly are brave like the family that hid Anne Frank.
Being called a Nazi is especially rich coming from people who would’ve voted for one. The ultimate slur is so commonly aimed at Republicans that they don’t even flinch upon encountering it. Thank the rabid for conditioning.
For leftists, every accusation is a confession. Accusing everyone who opposes them of being a Hitler-hugging woman abuser turned out to be personal. Baffled participants think everyone else is a hypocrite hiding something out of projection. And that’s just the start of coping mechanisms.
There are countless complaints one can make about the incumbent executive. But at least Donald Trump doesn’t have a Nazi tattoo that we know of. They can’t just call him a loudmouthed schmuck like normal humans.
Leftists are so frenzied about making opposing the president their entire personality that they spew every nasty bit of invective that comes to mind. Comparing him to the worst person ever comes naturally. I’m sure reaching the end of hyperbole won’t discredit every other accusation they make, as these are people known for thinking ahead.
The guy with the Totenkopf tattoo treats women like they’re Belgium. Consistency can be overrated. At the same time, changing principles depending on if the person you’d vote for is the one being accused of violating women shows the wrong kind of adjustment to circumstances.
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Amateur prosecutors don’t care about stopping a professional fiend. Me Too enthusiasts zealously conducted struggle sessions before issuing the same summary sentences to everyone accused. Platner has multiple victims. But his enablers didn’t care until one of them was a fellow liberal. Now, that’s dedication to ideology.
Claiming to be for the people is helpful, but only in the sense it shows how depressingly high of a percentage of said people will fall for it. In an alternate history that didn’t diverge too far from our own, Democrats who see Susan Collins as an Ayn Rand-hugging zero-government evangelist voted for the serial blitzkrieger because he hates billionaires.
Platner is a fake member of the working class and real Nazi. That’s the opposite of ideal. His alleged work as an oyster farmer is nearly as phony as his socialist ideals.
Every accurate claim about Platner sounds like an exaggeration. He’s truly a commie Nazi as seen in The Simpsons. The villain in a McBain movie was supposed to epitomize exaggerated evil. Platner finally made something true. Perhaps the show will have him as a guest. He has no voiceover experience. But that makes it like everything else.
The two ghastliest ideologies share ample common ground. The biggest difference between the worst of Russia and Germany is that the sides hate each other. And that’s because each wants to rule over everyone, not because ideologies differ in how to best administer benevolent services. Asking just what Nazi is short for provokes inadvertently amusing ignorance or attempts at explanations about differences. Sure, the most diabolical rulers ever involved wholesale government control of every life aspect. But today’s national socialists don’t support the bad parts.
Please forget who was Sieg Heiling for Platner. The wish to erase shameful maneuvering makes it like everything else they try. Please don’t try to think of who kept you from visiting sick grandparents in hospitals and forced your kids to sit apart on playgrounds. And you definitely shouldn’t remember just what disgusting traits and behavior they’ll tolerate if someone supports their dreadful ideas.
Democrats will always have backed the woman-assaulting Nazi in a desperate attempt to gain a single Senate spot. They’re principled in their way.
Getting called Nazis for wanting a flat tax is the primary tactic of those who nominated a real one. Claiming leftists don’t have swell ideas gets easier with every campaign. It went like the one Germany tried when they were being naughty.
Platner won’t get to be a senator, but he’ll always be a Nazi. He can’t even flee to Argentina considering they’re now big meanies shrinking government. Now, he’s stuck knowing he’ll never make those kinds of gains again. He will console himself by getting a KISS tattoo with the second half first.
