Dear stranger,

Did you notice you left your keys in the bathroom? I did. I grabbed them for you, but as you were walking out a lady in a motorized grocery cart was stuck; she couldnt back out of the bathroom you had just left. People were watching her struggle, but not helping her, and the cart she was riding kept beeping and beeping and everyone was annoyed with not being able to get out of the bathroom. I had to make a decision; yell at you that you forgot your keys, or move the garbage can that was preventing this lady from leaving. So, your keys are with customer service now.