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Nicholas Sparks Ruined My Girlfriend’s Life

1 min readAug 19, 2026

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A Walk To Remember

I remember

Walks with Teresa

Now she

Walks with some bad boy

Like Landon Carter

I wasn’t bad enough I guess

Now I

Walk alone

And try to forget

Walks with Teresa

The Notebook

I have many

Filled with

Poems

Stories

Lyrics

Screenplays

Novels

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Essays

All about Teresa

I wrote so many words

There are no notebooks left

Message In A Bottle

In the bin there are empty bottles

I’ll wash one out

Stick the notebooks inside

And toss it

Maybe it’ll reach her

Will she read the notebooks

Like she did The Notebook?

Will she cry

Like she did at the end of A Walk To Remember?

I don’t think so

That Nicholas Sparks

He knows how to make women cry

I do too

But not in the right way

That Nicholas Sparks

Has got the right notebook

I don’t

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Alex Gaby
Alex Gaby

Written by Alex Gaby

Screenwriter. Lyricist. Playwright. I get paid to do none of these.