Champagne Problems

A poem

Photo: Gabriella Csapo, Corelens

If it’s champagne problems

I’ll give champagne solutions

Give me a bottle and a card

Be sure there’s no limitations

Throw it back like it’s college

I’ll party like it’s my resolution

I’ll pretend my life isn’t hard

Let’s throw out our inhibitions

If it’s champagne problems

Let’s get champagne solutions

— kb.