Turning a Saggy Booty into a Nice, Firm, Beauty 🍑

‘Like two hands holding your saggy booty’

I don’t know about you but this Facebook ad by Fabletics made me pause, quizzically.

I’m not sure this is getting the point across that Fabletics want to get across.

They seem to be inferring their potential customer has a fat arse…which they may well have…but it’s not the sort of thing you want to reiterate for them, is it?

And then you reinforce your potential customer’s Botticellism by having a very non-saggy booty modelling the leggings.

My translation of this is something along the lines of;

‘You’re a piece of shit but you can cover up the smell by using our industrial air freshener’.

The ‘hands on the bottom’ approach is valid, I just wouldn’t insult the customer’s bottom while you’re at it.

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Here’s 8 different options I came up with whilst admiring my own derrière in the mirror;

1. Keeping you in shape even when you’re eating cake.
2. A strong, handsome, lumberjack slaps a log…hmm, yeah, they’re like that.
3. So firm, they measure ZERO on the Richter Scale.
4. No-one’s held you this close before.
5. Any closer and these leggings would be classified as ‘skin’.
6. WARNING: Don’t fart, you’ll whistle.
7. So tight, you’ll need a hand getting them off.
8. No wobble. No bounce. No problem.

Wotcha!

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