The “oh oh oh” rule.
You must experience the “oh oh oh” rule. It’s so fun. It’s so funny, too.
Let’s watch someone learn it:
The progression.
You gotta appreciate the progression of this kid. He’s got heart.
Get this, he really seems to think Jennifer Aniston is actually going to knock on the door of his parents’ house at 3806 Allens Bridge Road (14411) in lessthanthirtyhours “at his bidding.”
It’s only a theoretical proof, but there’s something very telling behind all of this.
Think about it.
Is it a reasonable request? I don’t know. Let’s call it doubtful.
It’s NOT impossible though, right?
So then we have a free and available position as Health and Human Services Director. Now that’s a good job, right? It is, it really is.
But…is he qualified? Yeah. Actually he happens to be. He is, really. Resume there. Background? KNOWN. Good student. Great, maybe. He’s got a shot, right? I mean land of opportunity, right?
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Not riggy rig game? Good game? Fairy fair or FAIR? Not sure, really.
Let’s CHECK it this time. Holiday wish granted, maybe. Nelly? Furtado? SHE CAME? Right on time? Excellent. How about OUTKAST?
yeah, see. NO FAIR. NOT EVEN ONE TWEET? pretty fishy, E-WAND,magic,darkydarkban on dark matter? Scary.
Very VERY dangerous, actually. He could kill us all like a fly getting swatted by SWATTING and stuff. There are numbers, it’s a dial-in kill all resisters system.
It’s KILL them or silence them. Or lock them up or order them around or pull their hair or question their qualifications system.
oopsie. Shouldn’t added that last one. *I* am the MOST qualified. And THIS TIME?
THIS TIME WE FUCKING CHECK. NO MORE FREE JOBS FOR OBEDIENCE $and$ cashy CASH.
No chasy chase cashy cash me. I’m JOHNNY dial-it-up-4 CASH.
I know how to spend it, earn it, manage it, control it, *and* I know how to avoid being obedient to Stupidity, Inc.
Either that or To Moscow I go. Yep. It’s a deal. Putin said so. Earnest 100% ucanaskhim.
Free agency. Gotta love it. NFL@barrysandershouseFTW.com
lol.earnedit.woohoo.
