Mr. Titleman
I love naming stuff. Albums, books, movies, businesses, pets, you name it. (Actually, I name it.) My goal is to get people to pay me for this. I even have a name picked out for the company: Mr. Titleman. While I’m waiting for the big bucks, here’s a list of titles I’ve written down and tossed in a folder over the years. Feel free to use one or more for your own nefarious purposes:
“Dead Bolt” — Mystery
“Easily Amused” — Comedy Album
“Acrimony and Cheese” — Marriage Memoir
“Go Figure” — Jewish Game Show
“Fudge Factor” — Reality Show
“Tina Colada” — Character
“Armageddon” — Small Town in Nevada
“King Tit” — Strip Club
“Squalor” — Small Town in New Mexico
“Under the Bus” — Business Book
“Herding Katz” — Jewish Memoir
“Lost in the Shuffle” — Vegas Memoir
“California Roll” — Buddy Movie
“Time Share” — Sci-Fi Novel
“Dodge Rapture” — Car for Christians
“Damaged Goods” — Band Name
“The Children’s Table” — Horror Movie
“It’s Not You, It’s Me” — Romantic Comedy
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“Lemmings and Sheep” — Album (or band)
“Body of Work” — Mystery
“Off the Griddle” — Restaurant
“Sam ’N’ Ella’s” — Cafe
“Garbage Time” — Basketball Memoir
“Mixed Signals” — Romantic Comedy
“Ed Cetera” — Character Name
“Corn Swaggles” — Snack Food
“The Crack of Dawn” — Porno
“Lay of the Land” — Ditto
“Exit Strategy” — Mystery
“Sunrise at Noon” — Western
“The Mad Cow Diaries” — Cautionary Tale
“Two Kinds of Luck” — Vegas Memoir
“Spellcheck is Stupid” — Band
“Hotel California” — Hospice
“Too Good for the Room” — Comedy Album
“The Potty Train” — Children’s Book
“Smith, Johnson, Williams and Brown” — Generic Law Firm
“Einstein’s Napkin” — Science Book (or Band)
“Cat Food and Crackers” — Could be anything
Sadly, I have lots more. If you decide to procure one, tell ’em Mr. Titleman sent you.
