#haikuthursday: US Soccer, BET Awards, Fireworks Mishap Edition
Jul 2, 2026
Guy Number One, “so
we’re good at soccer now?” Two:
“not quite how it works”
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Druski’s hosting skills
10/10 no notes, he
really had fun
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have fun, drink beer, grill
burgers, do not blow off your
fingers this weekend
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