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This is the calendar you have always hoped for. The time is now.
Nearly Naked Women 2025. Yay!
Okay, so, I have had these paintings sitting on a shelf for several years now, and it is clear that I am never going to sell actual calendars. Maybe you would like to see them? Maybe not. Up to you.
You can copy and paste these images onto your computer, maybe as wallpaper, print them out and thumbtack them to your laundry room wall, ignore them completely and go on about your business as if nothing had happened, or use your imagination and creativity. Or whatever. If you market them, just send me my royalties, and we’ll be good.
I will strive to publish a new monthly calendar, by about the 15th (or so) of the preceding month, each month for all of 2025, or until Medium gets shut down by the authorities for being too liberal. Or whatever.
As always, if you don’t like this sort of thing, don’t look! Ethel. This is only for people who appreciate the finer things in life. Naked women, for instance. Nearly Naked Women in this case, because, well, that’s how I painted them. Maybe someday I will get around to Completely Naked Women, but for now, this is as good as it gets.
