Dick Pics

Richard Speaks

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I proudly pose for pictures
That no one wants to see,
Looking longingly for a lusty lady
Who longs to look at me.

Unliked, unloved,
Unfriended, unfondled,
Untouched except by grief.
Hidden away,
Almost every day,
Too hideous to be seen.

I once had a day outside.
We went to the beach,
And I basked in the sun,
Felt the waves of the sea,
Cooled by the breeze,
Unashamed to just be me and be free.
A glorious day,
But that was long ago.

My passion is spelunking.
I love to explore caves,
And I get so excited
That I puke!
And I always feel better when I do,
But it alarms the owners
Of the caves, sometimes.