Homeless
Now time for a funny story, I feel I have been writting too much sad stuff. I know bad title. BUT what else could I title this funny story?
SO I like to wait with the boys outside his hair cut place, I had joked before about collecting money and joked about how much we could make. BUT forgetting the boys are very protective of us, anyone who gets close, they get into defense mode. I mean it’s a dogs job to protect you BUT yeah it can go bad either way.
We were sitting there, patiently waiting as always when a man approached us with a folded up bill. It was definitely not a dollar & it looked like more bills wrapped up into one $20 bill. He reached out his hand and said I want to help you. Instantly the boys got on guard and I am trying to hold them back, I was so worried, this guy was about to lose an arm! I said no thank you, we are not homeless, as I frantically try to hold back these huge doggies! Mind you I weigh 115 and I am very weak. But this guy, he kept insisting and now I was getting aggravated, so I yelled at him to Back Off! He was not paying attention at all! Honestly IF I could have snatched that $$$ from him, I would have to make him back away but nope, the boys were not having it. Finally after a few more BACK OFFs, he did.
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I managed to calm the boys down and we were all ok.
After though I was insulted but then also laughed quite a bit about how my jokes keep coming true! LOL Did I look homeless? Like WTF hahahahaha
And how much $$$ was it? It was totally a $20 bill rolled up with more cash, like wow, hey we are worthy here! LOL
But also, did the back offs mean nothing or the barking dogs? That also baffled me. He was in a trance, trying to make me take this money. What a bizarre morning that was. SO let’s see what happens next time we wait! LOL
I do want to add, I have been kicked out of my home numerous of times, relying on sleeping in my Jeep. My apologies if that little joke gets taken out of context.
