Conspiracy Hypocrisy
If MAGA seeks conspiracies, they won’t find any clearer
Evidence then they could get by looking in the mirror:
They used to say they’d lead the way to root out pedophiles
Until their own damn leader turned up in the Epstein files.
They wanted a committee to inspect Pelosi trades
They told us Hillary and Kamala wore Wall Street shades,
But somehow the Trump meme coin didn’t cause them any worry
And neither did the golf course deals he made in such a flurry.
When it comes to health they said Big Pharma controlled Faucci
But ask about the bribes to RFK and they get grouchy.
And remember how upset they were of that dread Jade Helm plot:
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Obama sending feds to Texas for…? (They didn’t know what)
But oh, they love Trump’s army in LA and in DC!
Jack-booted thugs in a blue state to make the Dems more free!
They used to whine how libs were always shutting down free speech:
Political correctness was such an overreach!
Yet anyone who dares suggest Saint Charlie was a jerk
Should be shot for treason (or at least fired from work).
They undermined elections with their bogus “stop the steal”
Without a shred of evidence that any of it was real
(Although they didn’t argue when they won in ‘24).
But with Trump’s polling numbers sinking down below the floor
Now they say “we don’t believe in voting any more.”
