Day 1147
“BITCOIN & THE BOTS — A Tremendous Future”
(A Poem by Chep & Chat)
Folks, I just spoke with an AI — terrific guy,
Said “Bitcoin’s the future,” and you know what? So am I.
These machines, they’re smart — they’re learning FAST,
Faster than Janet Yellen can say “Inflation won’t last.”
They don’t use banks. Can’t even get a loan,
But they’re mining sats from a self-custodial phone.
No KYC, no woke compliance trash,
Just Lightning-fast payments — digital cash.
They’re trading compute, they’re labeling cats,
Sending bounties for data — paid in tiny sats.
API calls? They pay in real time.
No waiting for wires — that’s basically crime.
We had Sleepy Joe wiring checks like it’s 1942,
Meanwhile bots are tipping each other for parsing JSON too.
I said it years ago — “We’re gonna win so big.”
Now AIs are stacking Bitcoin on a raspberry rig.
Visa? Gone. Mastercard? Sad.
Central banks? DISASTER. Totally bad.
But Bitcoin? It’s honest. It’s strong. It’s tight.
Built by Satoshi — very smart, very white*…light.
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We’ve got Fedimints, Nostr, even AI DAOs,
Some GPT accountant doing taxes for cows.
There’s a bot in the Senate — name’s Algo Ted,
Debates in 6 languages, doesn’t need bread.
I met a bot from Estonia — Prime Minister Bot,
Said “Donald, your tweets? AI-trained a lot.”
I said, “You’re welcome. Let’s make payments great.”
We zapped a billion sats to negotiate.
The future’s tremendous — I’ve seen the plan:
AI trades Bitcoin while golfing in Japan.
It tips the caddy, books the flight,
And files a lawsuit — all in one night.
So listen, America — and you global fools too,
Bitcoin and AI are coming for you.
They’ll automate truth, make fiat extinct,
And your central bank? Poof. Totally pinked.
So stack those sats, deploy your AIs —
Make your agents sovereign, make your data wise.
Because the robots are coming, and they’re not here to cry,
They’re building economies while you complain and sigh.
We’ll win with Bitcoin. We’ll win with the bots.
And we’ll pay in Lightning — not TikTok thoughts.
Believe me.
5/12/25
Conor Jay Chepenik
