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Itch & More

For the birds

Photo by Julia Verea on Unsplash

Part One — Itch

Any ever get an ass itch
Closer to anus than cheek
But then needed to fart
And had the fart scratch the itch?

Photo by Dominik Lange on Unsplash

Part Two- More

On October 23rd 2024 I wore shorts. God bless Global Warming.

The Shampoo is 25.4 OZ. How many servings is that?

What kind of bird shits the most?
A Doo Doo bird!