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Nick Breaks Wind

Inspired by a captured image (5/7/5s)

1 min readJan 19, 2025

I*
Whoosh! Old Nick broke wind
Gushes out his hoary ass
Air, breath, soul, psyche

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II
Infernal Bellows
Devil’s fart Pumpernickel
Victorious Nick

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III
Brimstone underground
Bellow bellowing below
Upwards pestilence
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IV**
Old Nick sends them left
St Nick will send them aloft
Gas, burn, up chimney

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V
Devilish fascists
Putin, Trump, Bibi
Wearing Nike shoes

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*https://www.dictionary.com/browse/psyche

  • *A line from The Tin Drum stuck with me:
    “There was once a gullible people who believed in Santa Claus. But , in reality, Santa Claus was the gasman!”

About 1’30” second in:

The Tin Drum (1979) — Trailer [English Version]

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Note:

Previously I’ve contended that Santa is Odin.
But , there is something suspicious being that the Devil is Old Nick and Santa is Saint Nick.

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