Borowitz Report
There goes yet another 2%er
He is doing Satire for the NY … maybe Post or Times..
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He, like me, is doing funny stuff and I was told about it when I called Verizon to see if I could save money from the 275 paid each month for not a ton, but I will not let the internet get slow. It must keep up with my hands or I will go on strike. Not like I make anything, anyway.
I have new plans for the future. My comedy is either loved… or hated. Since I have no hatred inside, I love this and am eating up every word people say to tell Y’all here and Now!
Boom!
I went to the site of Borowitz. He is way too low key. It is the New Yorker. I think it is a popular magazeen. He is so low key that I found none of it to be funny. I am a 3 Stooges type of comedian as I feel Belushi, Williams, sorry Weeihms is how many people say it as Williams is not easy to pronounce. Since I can write foh kecked as a jay bird… no. not 70’s humor.. Again! Doing a Don Trump voice Affect brings me pain. Can you imagine what the actual man does to me? I refuse to go on Twitter as you go right to the top if you are making fun of him. I said it a million times: I need money to fall of the back of a truck. It best be unmarked bills and not needed by anyone. I am fine with just that scenario!
