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Episode 7: Confessions of a Vambo Girl

4 min readJan 3, 2022

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Episode 7: Confessions of a Vambo Girl

In the previous episode, Confessions of a Vambo Girl. “He started talking a lot of nonsense, I like this guy, I was no fool but I fell for his lies.
We went to Grove mall, ocean basket. Ordered food and wine. I’m slowly starting to drink alcohol. We went to his flat. As soon as we got inside he looked at me.”

He Called Me Tasha

This guy has the nerve to call me Tasha while I am f**king him. He loves this girl so much he thinks of her while f**king me. I pulled out his rode, dressed up and stormed out of his place. He realised he made a big mistake.

He just looked at me, didn’t say a word, I took a taxi, I looked a mess but I went home anyways. I got in the house and started crying. I checked my phone, no call or apology message from this guy. This guy is really using me.

Penda Was Impressed By Me

I decided to block his number and delete it. If he tries calling me, he won’t reach me, he doesn’t know our flat number so he won’t come looking for me.

Julia came home, I couldn’t tell her what happened. We chilled in the house, her friend Kema and colleague Penda came over. Penda was impressed by me, he kept looking at me and telling me how beautiful I am.

That my boyfriend is lucky to have me. I laughed about it, but he wasn’t my type. I think Eddy was more my type but I just had to move on, he is bad news.

I’m Done With Guys With GTi

Next day comes I went to school. As I was walking to taxi I saw a white GTi approaching me, damn I was scared. My heart started pounding. Guy rolled down his window. I was relieved, it was not Eddy.

Guy: Hei beautiful

Me: Hei…
Guy: Listen can I get your number.

They guy was just not good looking or attractive. Yes I like money but I like my man fine.

Me: No sorry, I can’t.

Guy: Please man. I just want to be your friend.
Me: I said I don’t want.

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He drove off with his car. What’s with me and this GTi nigas. I really don’t want any of them anymore.

I Begged Your Aunt Yor Your Number

Few days later, It was Friday. I was at home cleaning. Then I received a call from an unknown number. I was scared to pick up. The number called like 4 times, the 5th time I picked.

Caller: Hi Ndeshi

Me: Hi… Who’s this
Caller: it’s me, Penda
Me: Hi Penda
Penda: hope u good, I know this sounds weird, I begged your aunt for your number. I just want to invite you out for dinner tonight.
Me: uhm OK, where?
Penda: Just around town, dinner then we go chill.
Me: OK cool,

Few hours later, Penda picked me up, Julia picked out a killer outfit for me and did a simple facebeat for me. I couldn t believe the hottie I turned into. I called Selma, told her to get ready. Didn’t want to be on a date alone with this guy.

We Took All The Shine From The Girls

We picked up Selma she looked hot too, we drove to The Garden Inn. Had dinner there and laughed all night. Penda got a call from his friends. They were at Chops’s. We went there, table was full of guys and 2 girls.

Every guy was staring at both Selma and I. We took all the shine from the girls, they looked boring anyways. Just as I was sitting down I heard a familiar voice. Damn! Whk is starting to be too small for me. It was fucken Eddy.

He looked at me, smiled. He couldn’t stop staring. Every one noticed something is going on between us. Eddy decided to pull me aside, I insisted but he pulled me by force anyways.

He Was Shocked I Knew He Had A Girlfriend

Eddy: Why did you block? How can I reach you and explain if I can’t get hold of you.

Me: You called me by your babymama/girlfriend’s name while we are having s3x. There is nothing to explain. Just live me alone.

He was shocked I knew he had a girlfriend or who her name was. He just stood there speachless. I walked back to the table and I ignored him completely, Im done with this guy and his nonsense. Few minutes later. Guess what happened.

Damn. WTF… (To Be Continued)

The story “Confessions Of A Vambo Girl” was written by JOANNA AMWEERO and republished by Decritics

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