A Priest, a Nun, and a Strip Club…

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By day, Sister Evangelina Corinthian, a demure, soft-spoken nun taught classes at the small private school adjacent to the Church of St. Ignatius Pasquale, ministered to parishioners in need, prayed with her fellow sisters, performed volunteer work in the community, and performed her daily duties within the parish. Like other nuns, Sister Corinthian wore the traditional nun’s habit, sans makeup or jewelry.

But baking communion wafers was apparently not the Sister’s only calling. In a scandal that sent shock waves through the small, conservative New England community, and rocked the very pulpit of the Church, it was discovered that the Sister was, in fact, leading a double life: nun by day, exotic dancer by night.

According to Father Romeo Chacha, spokesperson for the Archdiocese, Sister Corinthian was moonlighting at the Upside Down Pussycat Club, a premiere men’s club in the downtown district where she was known as “Angel.”

In a statement to the press, Father Chacha denounced the nun’s actions saying, “We are shocked and saddened by this revelation. We do not condone the Sister’s immoral and sinful acts, and pray that she will be delivered from evil. She has defiled herself in a most vulgar and unholy manner. In light of Sister Evangelina’s betrayal of her vows, and for conducting herself in a manner most unbecoming to a nun, our…