Matchweek 22
We were left reeling, as the cups runneth over. The FA and the EFL (or Carabao or Mickey Mouse) cup that is.
Like a true addict, I was desperate. A quick fix, a sniff — anything. Nudging my runny nose, my bloodshot eyes gleamed with anticipation for the weekends.
The BPL is back!
No more cricket scores — I’m looking at you MCI — no more Davids to your Goliaths; it’s an even playing field. & at a pretty damn high level too.
Teams to Watch -
TOT v MUN
The battle of the form teams, pitting two juggernauts more adept at scoring than parking the proverbial bus.
The match that will perhaps see the victor as the man to take the hot seat at OT next season.
OGS’ first real test — his first pylon in a slippery slalom. Will he slickly manouevre his way, or will he skid and fall and forever be only good as an interim?
Poch’s audition? Swansong?
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The Spuds blew a Portuguese-led MUN away at their own backyard earlier this year. I expect the tie to be closer this time round, with goals nonetheless.
The head screams for a draw, but if you’ve seen my prediction, I’ve gone with my heart. & that’s what’s exactly needed for my beloved MUN to veni vidi vici at Wembley.
Players to Watch -
Pogba and Son
Two players on great form, with Son edging his French adversary at the top of the FPL form list.
What would be Son’s last game before the Asian Cup and Pogba’s first big game under the baby-faced assassin. Both players with so much to prove.
Who will be dancing on the pitch tonight? Whose smile will light the London skies? And who’ll be the victor of the custom handshake celebrations tonight?
Biased as I will be, my dab’s for The Pogz.
Special Mention -
The Relegation Scrap
4 of the 5 cellar-dwellers face off against each other this weekend. None are looking to lose.
1 word — enter-freaking-tainment.
