Try

Mike tester

5 min readJul 16, 2023

I tried to leave you

But I stood on a toy

The noise

Woke you up

And I had to stay

Another day

You don’t know that

Am trying to leave you

Everyday I try to leave

I never seem to succeed

Sometimes I wake to late

Sometimes I don’t wake at all

If I wake before you

The phone might ring

Or there’s a call for you

There’s a knock on the door

Am staying some more

February 2019

Habib Rehman

Will update some more

Flathsbal

Laughable

Palma Vecchrio

1480–1528

A blonde women

Look up for more

Even then they stereo typed blond women ?

Nothing has changed.

February 2018

Habib Rehman

Wish

Wish I could meet a women

To take me away

From my sorrows

And pain

Maybe I will

Have a better tomorrow

Tomorrow came and went

And I so I were the one causing

The sorrow and now she is gone

To a better tomorrow.

The grass may be greener

On the other side

But you still have to cut it

She did shave down there

But I’m not talking about that garden

Your thinking of

I beg your pardon

Reminds of a song

February 2019 updated July 2023

Habib Rehman

Pen or the Gun or pens and guns

Pen or the gun guns

Pen or the knife knifes

Gun or a feather I wrote with

You better run

Run with letters or words numbers

It’s fun

Not the gun guns or runs

Feather in ink wooden pen in ink

When I were a kid

I’ve had that fun

Running out of ink

Run to the shops

To buy more

Pencil lasts longer

Unless you press hard

Run to writing

For fun

Ink pencil pen

Paper

All better than

The gun

Peace Better than war

Sign the peace treaty

By pen on piece of paper

That was fun

Arm people

With pen paper pencil feather ink

Throw away the gun knife crime

Get back to rhyme

All the time

It gets better

With time

I give pencils to children

When they are bored

It I give them a pencil with different shades of couloirs then bored goes and they are happy again and come and show me what they wrote or what they draw ✍️

February 2019

Updated 17/10/2022 updated again

July 2023

Looks like I lot were updated in October 2022

Still find my older writing better.

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I will just improvise from my past writing ✍️

I find being surround by art brings the best out of me. I always escape into the paintings, watching people matching the paintings 🖼

So glad I’m now at the Courtauld, now

Think it were destiny. Running up and down those stairs, can feel it in the knees. Also a sneeze as temperature changers from room to room, for the good of the paintings not people. The paintings are still breathing 😮‍💨 even if behind class.

Updated 22/06/2023

Habib Rehman

More silly writings:

The fart of the Ghost:

Two men talking. Walking

Both hear a fart! Farts like sounds of bubbles

And both say to each other

You letting off?

And they both say no to each other,

I thought it was you? Smelly git

Just then the door opens and a cold breeze comes in and the fart smell goes!

Then they know it is the fart of a smelly ghost.

The farting ghost? Or the fart of the ghost? The farting smelly ghost? The smelling farting ghost? That were supposed to be the title for the above. It is so quite at the Courtauld they can hear me fart as I hear others fart 💨

February 2017 updated July 2023

The new job is helping me to elaborate on my writing elaborate sounds like s dog breed no not Peter Doig.

I use to try to control my hair and have it the way I want it! Now I just let it go the way it wants to go. Do fart smells get into your hair and change it? Had a nightmare I were losing hair and now I’ve got a bold patch not bad for almost 57. Love that number.

If you can make someone laugh

Just for the moment

You may have made there day

Even if it’s not in May

You may have saved their life

What’s wrong with that?

I have a good day every day.

There’s always magic moments and highlights to men had in my life and I think you can all find them in your life. So what if someone throws away my stuff they need to deal with there own devil as I deal with mine.

Dickinson dogs and mad Murdocks

They use to have boats at the docks docks and boots

One shouts when he speaks

He could be deaf?

The other one only eats one meal a day in the evenings and all day he drinks tea and smokes maybe that’s why he is mad!

Dickinson dogs and mad Murdocks

They met at the docks. And went on boats

One has now got a flat and know boat.

Every time I like the look of a girl,

Why do I always wonder if they have a boy friend. Or not ? Because I want her really!

Habib Rehman

Romani Habib

I feel your dead

When you go by

I wish we could meet

Very quick but not as quick as quick sand

As it will be over quick and then I will be sick

Quick and think to my self what have I done?

Late April 2017 updated 17/07/2023 as it’s gone Past midnight 🕛

This year 2017 it has felt like, or I feel like either I am getting better or getting I’ll

What all year!

Changing pens can help you write better!

Or even pencils with different shades 😎 and why not draw too.

Updated 30/04/2023 July 2023

Jobs:

Future jobs

Robot markers

Robot producers

Robot fixers

Robot malfunction team

Thus less people needed

Will people stop producing children?

Or will they be too many children?

We need to keep producing children

So the robots don’t take over, in 2027.

It seems it may be quicker now.

Make things into bigger than what they are! Eggzagrate and blow them out of proportion and go on and on about it.

April 2017 July 2023

When I hear South American music, it makes me think of Spanish music, when I hear of Spanish music, it makes me think of Arabian music, when I hear Arabian music it makes me think of Asian music ( Pakistani Indian) but when I hear gypsey music, it makes me think of all music! And I hear it all in my heart ♥️

February 2017 updated July 2023

Practicalities

Both pits

Brad pitts

Arm pits

Ark pits

March 2017 July 2023

Some people want to sit down all their life’s!

They want to sit at home and they want to sit down at work, all day! They are the same ones who complain and want to sit on a train too! Or on a seat on a train, they maybe the same ones that want to take the lift, just to go one floor.

I stand up walk talk do 24000 steps with my mouth and legs

Latest update and amendments

16/07/2023

It’s been a very productive day and night good night 😴